No Iwls
Hey there, I'm just a lazy kid who goes by Francis, and I can't lie to you, this is going to be all fandom. I'd love it if you'd use my ask box. Hmm, well I hope you like it then.#BELIEVEINSHERLOCK
Hey there, I'm just a lazy kid who goes by Francis, and I can't lie to you, this is going to be all fandom. I'd love it if you'd use my ask box. Hmm, well I hope you like it then.So tomorrow I am going to pick out a few books and go into a reading coma. I have so many that I need to catch up on. And hey. I’m not doing anything all day.
In an instant he had whisked out a revolver from his breast and had fired two shots. I felt a sudden hot sear as if a red-hot iron had been pressed to my thigh. There was a crash as Holmes’s pistol came down on the man’s head. I had a vision of him sprawling upon the floor with blood running down his face while Holmes rummaged him for weapons. Then my friend’s wiry arms were round me, and he was leading me to a chair.
“You’re not hurt, Watson? For God’s sake, say that you are not hurt!”
It was worth a wound - it was worth many wounds - to know the depth of loyalty and love which lay behind that cold mask. The clear, hard eyes were dimmed for a moment, and the firm lips were shaking. For the one and only time I caught a glimpse of a great heart as well as of a great brain. All my years of humble but single-minded service culminated in that moment of revelation.
“It’s nothing, Holmes. It’s a mere scratch.”
He had ripped up my trousers with his pocket-knife.
“You are right,” he cried with an immense sigh of relief. “It is quite superficial.” His face set like flint as he glared at our prisoner, who was sitting up with a dazed face. “By the Lord, it is as well for you. If you had killed Watson, you would not have got out of this room alive. Now, sir, what have you to say for yourself?”
He had nothing to say for himself. He only sat and scowled. I leaned on Holmes’s arm, and together we looked down into the small cellar which had been disclosed by the secret flap.
How Thor asks to borrow your horse:
How Loki asks to borrow your horse:
Case closed.
…BUT WHAT IS LOKI GONNA DO WITH THAT HORSE??
*chokes*
OH GOD.
I really should not be laughing as hard as I am right now…
OMG I’M DYING
my tears provide the ocean that my ships sail on
I CAN’T… FUCKING… BREATHE!!!!!!
*SCREAMING*
DYING
omg i can’t breathe
omg i am fucking dying right now
Oh dear GOD
This is my favorite goddamn skit
i love when no one stands a chance at keeping their shit together
The Avengers need good press: the ‘yes you’ll be half-naked Cap, but remember, it’s for charity’ edition.
I’m so jumping on board with the whole superfamily concept. IT’S JUST REALLY CUTE.
Dedicated to Mako because she’s wonderful!
